Posts Tagged ‘Snooki’
Snooki’s Boyfriend Proposes!
Can you believe this douche!?
On the latest cover of Steppin’ Out (aka the most ghetto magazine in the whole wide world), Jeff Miranda (aka Snooki‘s current(?) boyfriend — of two weeks), proposed to her with a basic headline reading, “WILL YOU MARRY ME?”
Wow, can we say tackiest proposal from a tacky person to a fat tacky person on a ghetto tacky magazine?!??!?! (Now say that 5 times.)
The wife beater (yes he has a history of domestic violence, and in a way so does Snooki — hey at least they have something in common!) claims that he loves Snooki and could see himself “having children” with her.
The Iraqi vet (have no sympathy for him being a vet, keep in mind he beats women) said that he “will never break her heart,” and that “she’s such a great girl. If people could see us together they would think we’re a match made in heaven. People think I’m using her for fame. But that’s bullshit.”
Hmmm… Let me see. You’ve only been together for a little over two weeks and you’re already proposing to her?!?! Publicly?? On the cover of a magazine?!?! And yet you’re not using her for her fame?!?!?!
Riiiiiiiiight.
Snooki’s reply:
Lol. Good you go fatty!
OMGAWWWD!! LMAO. Check Out Jersey Shore Sim-Style Courtesy Of Taiwan!!
I seriously cannot stop laughing!
This Snooki looks exactly like the real one except less fatter.
Watch it above. Loves EhT!!!
Snooki Spotted With New Guy And Ugly New Bitch~
The mother of all STDs, Snooki Polizzi, was spotted out ‘n about with a new guy in Seaside Heights, NJ on Thursday (8/5).
Well at least he’s a little better looking than her ex.
The hot mess was accompanied by the newest member of the upcoming season (3) of Jersey Shore.
Ugh, seriously where are they buying their clothes at?!? Clowns “R” Us?
It should be illegal for people to be that fat, tacky, and ugly all at once.
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Snooki Likes To Blow On Veiny Purple Penises~
It really doesn’t get much trashier than this:
Snooki was spotted fresh out of jail this past weekend blowing on a purple candy penis she bought at a sex shop.
I can officially say that Jersey Shore gave us the: most funny, shortest, stupidest, tannest, fattest, tackiest, trashiest, sluttiest, grossest, Ed-Hardy lovin’, non-Italian, ‘Italian’ guidette in the world.
Thank you MTV.
NSFW-ish pics after the jump.
Snooki Gets Arrested!!
Dumb BITCH!!!
Jersey Shore‘s Snooki was arrested today (7/30) in Seaside Heights, NJ for disorderly conduct.
Unfortunately the fat bitch was released around 3:30PM this afternoon.
Such a Hot mess!
Tons of pics of the incident after the jump!