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Can you believe this douche!?

On the latest cover of Steppin’ Out (aka the most ghetto magazine in the whole wide world), Jeff Miranda (aka Snooki‘s current(?) boyfriend — of two weeks), proposed to her with a basic headline reading, “WILL YOU MARRY ME?”

Wow, can we say tackiest proposal from a tacky person to a fat tacky person on a ghetto tacky magazine?!??!?! (Now say that 5 times.)

The wife beater (yes he has a history of domestic violence, and in a way so does Snooki — hey at least they have something in common!) claims that he loves Snooki and could see himself “having children” with her.

The Iraqi vet (have no sympathy for him being a vet, keep in mind he beats women) said that he “will never break her heart,” and that “she’s such a great girl. If people could see us together they would think we’re a match made in heaven. People think I’m using her for fame. But that’s bullshit.”

Hmmm… Let me see. You’ve only been together for a little over two weeks and you’re already proposing to her?!?! Publicly?? On the cover of a magazine?!?! And yet you’re not using her for her fame?!?!?!

Riiiiiiiiight.

Snooki’s reply:

Lol. Good you go fatty!

OMFG!! I Can’t wait!

JWoww and fat Snooki are fucking bitches for not telling Sammi in person, and Sammi is just a plain dumb bitch for going back with Ronnie so many fucking times — she deserves to get slapped by JWoww.

I really can’t wait for this.

P.s. If you can’t watch this, the YouTube version is after the jump!

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Reports have surfaced claiming that The Situation (from Jersey shore — as if there is another one!) is going to be on the next Dancing With The Stars!

OK! is reporting that along with the Sitch, singer Brandy and The Hills‘ basic bitch, Audrina Partridge, are also set to compete on the dancing show this season.

DWTS knows how to make good television. What do you guys think, do you want this or no?

Disgusting.

Elton John poses with Rush Limbaugh at his wedding with Kathryn Rogers back in June.

Limbaugh reportedly paid John $1 million to sing at the event.

Kathryn obviously married for money. Can’t wait for their divorce and see how much she takes from the blob.

I just can’t get over this. He may have written some of the best love songs ever — but I now despise Elton John.

Him and Limbaugh are both disgusting pigs in my eyes. Ugly-ass mofos!

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I seriously cannot stop laughing!

This Snooki looks exactly like the real one except less fatter.

Watch it above. Loves EhT!!!