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Hi bitches, hope you guys are having/had a great Labor Day weekend!

Yes, site was down this morning again, that’s why I wasn’t able to post. But it’s fixed! Woohoo!

Now here’s some Stuff I Didn’t Post.

• Jenna Fischer on her ‘Office’ future: New job, more baby ~ Honestly, IDGAF about the baby being on the show or not, we all know that the true stars of the show are Ryan, Kelly, and Jim.. and Pam a little.

• No Wedding Bells for Britney Spears and Jason Trawick – Yet ~ Hopefully never. I really don’t like Jason for some reason. Plus have you guys seen the pics of them in Hawaii a couple days ago?? He looked like death, Britney on the other hand looked gorgeous.

• It’s official, Kara DioWhatever got fired from Idol ~  Though according to her, she quit because she thought it was ‘the best time to leave.’ Riight. Maybe Simon will hire you for X-Factor… *cricket* *cricket* … AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! Yeah right!

• Lady Gaga starves herself to fit into her costumes, new book claims ~ Another Gaga rumor… although I wouldn’t be surprised if this was true.

• Ronnie & Sammi — Game On?! ~ Sammy is seriously one of the most stupid girls on the face of the earth… DUMB BITCH.

• Lindsay Lohan Involved In Hit-And-Run; Clips Baby In Stroller – Eyewitnesses Claim ~ It’s not true, Lindsay barely graced the stroller at like 1 mile an hour. They’re blowing this way out of proportion. My babez is not a baby killer!

• Kanye West: I’m sorry, Taylor ~ Yeah, almost a year later.

• Dr. Luke: The Billboard Cover Story ~ but fuck that, him and Ke$ha plan to re-release Animal later this year!!!! Yay!!!

So Click Dick Click and get informed!

While you decide what to dick on, how about a listen to this smooth, fun, cute song titled If I Die Young by The Band Perry.

Cute right?

Hello hot cheetos!

The weekend has started woo!!! I’m still working on why my site keeps going offline, I’m starting to believe it’s not hackers! I doubt I would get hacked 3 times in one week! Besides why would someone want to hack my beautiful purple and pink site?!?

Hopefully not many of you hoes have experienced this problem, saying as this mostly happens overnight. So if you haven’t, disregard this message; but if you have, it’s fixed for now and we’re working on fixing this permanently!

Anyway, here’s the Stuff I Didn’t Post:

• Michael Douglas Talks Cancer With Letterman: Stage 4, 80% Odds ~ Hopefully he gets better.

• Man Having Sex Change Operation To Look Like Lady Gaga ~ Riiiight.

• Beyonce Has Not Fired Mathew Knowles As Her Manager, Label Says ~ She’s stupid if she hasn’t.

• Kate Moss Paparazzi VIDEO Used As Key Exhibit In California Case ~ It’s a new law that fines paparazzi  for breaking traffic laws or impeding the operation of a celebrity’s vehicle. I’m glad this is in place. Some paparazzi look annoying as hell when chasing after celebs.

• Janet Jackson Says She’d Love To Work With Lady Gaga ~ I don’t think I want this.

• Bristol Palin Plans to Wear the ‘Most Modest Outfits’ on DWTS ~ Oh, this bitch is gonna eat her own words. She knows she’s a whore at heart.

• Heidi Montag Stops Fictional Sex Tape Release ~ I’m tired of these bitches. This is the last time I talk about them. Unless they beat each other up, get in a car accident, or die.

• Miss Universe Jimena Navarrete In Favor Of Gay Marriage ~ And I’m in favor of you my friend.

• T.I. awaits his Probation Violation Probe, remains an idiot while doing so ~ He’s so stupid. Like really stupid!!! Everybody knows you don’t drive around with drugs! Take them before you drive!! Lol jk.

• Chris Brown Knocks Rihanna off Number One ~ With his song Deuces. Like seriously, you guys like that piece of shit song?!? Eww.

So click Click CLICK and get informed! While you decide what to  click on, take a listen to Love Like Woa by The Ready Set:

Such a fun summer song! It was released a couple months back but got very little airplay. I love it so much, and since summer is about to die I thought I’d share it so you can listen to it for the rest of the remaining weeks of this season.

Forget explaining where $11 million went!?!? I wanna know where her forehead is?!?!?

I’m so tempted to buy iNTouch just to read what this bitch has to say!! But I’m not, I’m just gonna go to Wal-Mart and line up in the longest line there is!

Ugh, can’t wait for the 2nd part of the reunion next week!?!? Did you guys catch the first part? OMG this bitch looked like she had rabies attacking crazy Danielle.

Anyway, here are the rest!

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First of all, I just wanna let you know that I’m so sorry if you had to create an account for the site! It was an accident that happened while I was working with coding which blocked ppl that weren’t registered from accessing the site — therefore many of you had to create a log in in order to access it. Chances are you didn’t come across this problem because it happened overnight.

I’m so-very sorry, and like I said, you won’t have to register to access the site. It was all a fluke.

P.s. Now all you bitches that registered should fucking COMMENT!!! lol.

Okay, so now, I know I’ve been slacking on posts lately — sorry again! I decided to take it easy the past two weeks but I’m coming back full force next week!

Anyhow, here’s the stuff I didn’t post:

• Brit Brit and Jason to get hitched??!? ~ Yeah, it’s been confirmed as not true by Britney’s camp.

• ‘True Blood’ too gay? Zap2it readers respond ~ Yeah, Zap2it went there and ask that stupid question! No, True Blood is not too gay, it’s not GAY ENOUGH! If you don’t wanna read ignorant bitches respond to the ignorant post, don’t click on the link.

• Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren’s Divorce Is Final ~ Does anyone care anymore?

• Anna Paquin & Stephen Moyer get married!! ~ Aww congrats babez!

• Kimora Lee Simmons parts ways with Baby Phat ~ Sadly she’s not taking the tacky with her and Baby Phat will still remain — well, tacky. Also, word on the street is that Baby Phat actually fired Kimora, and not the way it’s being reported.

• Jen Aniston to appear on Cougar Town’s season premiere! ~ Yay! I’m glad it’s all true! I love the show, I love Jenn, I love everything about this!

• Closure is coming for Alex/Izzie (kinda, maybe) ~ Omg, there’s ramblings about Katherine Heigl possibly coming back to make the ‘closure’ happen! I hope so. I need this in my life so much!

• The Situation Wants You to Drink His Protein… ~ No not his cum, there’s protein in a brand of Vodka he’s promoting… Yep, still sounds disgusting.

• No Fancy Trailer Rockin’ for Taylor Lautner…Yet! ~ Taylor Lautner suing for not having the trailer he wanted?? Yep, only gay people like me and divas like Mariah and Beyonce would do this. Actually, I don’t even think I would be suing for this shit. *sings* Wut wut? In the butt, he wants you to do him in his butt , in the butt?…

• Lady Gaga wants Miss Venezuela’s suit ~ Lol, have you guys seen this suit? Here… Now you get why she wants it right?

• Jessica Alba to Headline ‘Spy Kids 4′ ~ Really? Is she not being offered any more good movie roles? Why is she taking this?

• Kurt’s Glee Boyfriend: Tall Blonde With “Pouty Lips” ~ His BF looks like a cuter but still ugly version of Perez Hilton. Not hating, Just sayin’.

• Lindsay Lohan Ordered to Psychotherapy Treatment ~ Why? My baby isn’t psycho!

• Joe Francis to sue ‘Piranha 3D’ filmmaker ~ Lol, all because Jerry O’Conell plays a character that resembles the Girls Gone Wild creator a bit too much — like Jason-does-coke-in-the-movie too much.

Click CLICK Click and get informed! While you decide what to click on, take a listen to Bruno Mars‘ latest single title Just The Way You Are.

So sweet.

My bb is looking so good!

This photo obtained by TMZ is the first picture taken of the actress since her July 20th jail/rehab stint started.

Lindsay Lohan was apparently getting out of a decoy van when the picture was taken at 8:35 this morning (8/25).

According to TMZ:

Lindsay was released after 23 days at the Hospital.  Lindsay will receive outpatient care for the foreseeable future.

We’re told the doctors at UCLA were very clear with Judge Elden Fox … they felt Lindsay should be released from the facility immediately, and the judge saw it their way.

I’m so glad this is over for her.

Now she better get it together and begin working on her comeback!

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